So there's this debate going on about printed books vs. e-readers. I don't have an e-reader and I don't plan to get one if I can help it (some college classes actually require you to buy one). So, I thought I'd throw my two cents into this debate. Here are my top 10 reasons why I prefer the printed word over e-readers. In no particular order I bring you my list…
1) Self-Defense
-You too
can be like Jason Bourne and use your hardbacks to beat-up the bad guys. Or
just use them to beat-up on your friends who trash your favorite book (but
beware, they will retaliate. Possibly with Little House in the Big Woods.) =D
2) 1 Star Print Books Make Good Coasters
-You ever
had a book you just wanted to throw against the wall? Couldn’t get rid of it or
can’t bring yourself to? Never fear! It can be useful in other ways!
3) Print Books Make Great Barbie Forts
-Low on
cash and you/your daughter/sister/niece want to create a castle or fort for
their Barbie’s? Never look farther then your bookshelf.
4) Great Home Decorations
-What
better furniture can your home have than a bookshelf? You can show off all your
print books to your friends and tell stories about how you came about them. Yes,
bragging is a big part of this.
5) Multiple Editions/Covers
-Your
spending the day browsing books (at a bookstore or booksale) and you come
across your favorite novel. You already own the book but the cover is something
you’ve never seen before and you are drawn to it. It hypnotizes you and
whispers, “buy meee!” This is how you end up with six copies of A Christmas Carol and four copies of Pride and Prejudice.
6) Print Books Hold Memories
-You don’t
need a pensive to contain your memories, just flip through the pages of a book
you have read. Autographs from the authors stare up at you from the first page
and you remember the hand that marked it. You can see the tears drops where you
wept for the characters, the coffee stains and crumbs of the comfort food you
brought with you on the journey.
7) Print Books Smell Good
-Who can
resist the smell of an adventure! Buildings with books carry a wonderful aroma
with it. You can walk from a bakery directly into a library, take a deep breath
and say, “ahh, this smells nice.” (True story)
8) Print Books Can Dry Easily
-Ever
feel like reading at the beach or in the bathtub? When you’re surrounded with
water you want to make sure you have something that could survive an impromptu
shower. If your print book gets wet don’t worry, Just hang it out to dry and
you be able to read it the next day (mostly true.)
9) Great Place To Hide Secret Codes
-Just
like in National Treasure, you too can create an Ottendorf (book) Cipher to
send messages to your friends. Just make sure you both have the same edition of
the book!
10) No Recharging Required
-In the
event of time travel or an apocalypse you don’t need to worry about forgetting
your charger or having no electricity. Your print books run on their own power.
